10. Have you seen his ties?
9. Named daughter Ivanka and his son Barron.
8. Father was an orangutan.
7. Thinks his wives married him for “love.”
6. While bragging about his net worth, conveniently forgets to mention his rich parents.
5. Bankruptcies galore.
4. Infliction of Celebrity Apprentice on innocent public.
3. Infliction of Gary Busey and Omarosa on innocent public.
2. 66 years of practice being an ass.
1. The mother of all COMB-OVERS!